Fake SMS

yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, saade utte tenu rehm koi na, horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa..

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!

Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne , Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c.

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

dil 20 13 80 20 tere
( read it in punjabi)

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Sohna Dil te husan jawan hove... pakki sadak te ucha makaan hove... aa ghut ke jhaphi pa laie jera pehla chade oh baimaan hove.

Zehar vekh k pita ta ki pita, Ishz soch k kita ta ki kita, Dil de k j dil len di aas rakhi, Eho jeha pyar kita te ki kita.........

Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute , lovely,payare, smart, decent, hubsurat, naik, perhaizgar te boht hi great and sharif insan da sms per rahe ho

AVAIN ISHQ ISHQ KARNA VAY
KADI ISHQ NU TOOL TAY SAI
TERI HASS DI AAKH VE PEG JAY
KADI ISHQ NU ANDRON PHOOL TAY SAI.

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh jaandi ae
ohndi meri yaari waali ghazal adhori reh jandi ae
adher odher diya gallaaN wich saara waila lang janda ae
kehen jaana waaN jairhi gal oh gal adhoori reh jandi ae

Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae.

Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos
te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!

yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see.

asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe....loki yarr laban nu phide si asii labya yarr gava baithay.

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda.

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda.

Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon.

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta.
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PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA, RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DA JE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA.

oh badle badle lagde ne, ohna dil uchya naal laa laye ne, kehnde tuhadi na koi lod rahi, asi sajjan hor banaa laye ne, asi akhiyan bhar k keh ditta, jithe marzi parkh k vekh lavo, kehnde asi tuhanu vart leya, tusi hor vart k vekh lavo, ohde bol goonjde kanna ch, par dil te laune band karte, hun dushman labhde firde haan, asi yaar banune band karte.

Kade Ambran De vich chand tarea de kol.... kade badal hawawa dhupa chava nu farol....tussi labna sanu te yaad kar rona... assi othe tur jaana jitho murke nahi aauna.

Nire Ishq Te Tand Nahi Paye Assa... Charkhariya Te V Chare Hoe aa...Sir Deke Jitho Di Fees Lagdi... Assi Ohna Schoola Wicho Pade Hoe Aa....Lok Chanah(Chinab) Wich Sada hi Rahe Tarde... Assa Lahoo Ander Laiya Taria Ne...Sanu Aiwe Nahi Log SARDAAR Kehnde.. Sir Deke Laia SARDARIYA Ne..

Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare.

Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,
Kisi di yaad ch akhian ron tan ki kariye,
Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,
Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye.

Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda mul loko
Koi yari piche jind war deve,koi paise te janda dul loko
Koi marda kise diyan surtan te,koi kehnda ishq hai bhul loko
Yari laniya kite ni sokhiya ne,banda janda ishq vich rul loko

Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

Baddlo ena na barso
ke bhijj jaan kapde meri sarkar de...
jine kadi tinka vi na chukya hove
chukne paen paunche salwar de.

Ajj kal de Munde Kudiyaan nu kiven Propose karde ne, "Pipple de chhan hove, Phoolan da rass hove, Je mere vass hove teri maa meri sass hove

BAAH FAR K NAAL LE CHAL MAINU
BADI MITTI TAKKI TERIYA RAHAN DI
JE PYAR SAZA TA MAJUR MAINU
PER KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVANDI

Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha.
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari.
Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya Sari

Salamat rakhin mere yaar nu rabba,
Dukh hove na kade naseeb uss nu,
Lakh dooriyan hon sade vich bhawen,
Rakhin dil de sade kareeb uss nu.........!!!!!

Ek tusin sharmaande vi bahut ho, Doosra tusin Itraande vi bahut ho, Dil te karda hai ki tuhanu dinner te le jaawaan, But ki karaan kambakhat tusin khaande vi bahut ho.

Addi raat nu dil di dehlija utte
Ek supna aan khlo janda
aa behnde ho sarane tussi
sona mushkil ho janda
pyar tere da durd ve sajna
meri nari nari toh janda
RAB de soh tno pyar main ni karda
ae ta appe aap ho janda.

Isque agg da oh bhamber,
jehra sulag sulag ke machda ae.
Tera yaadan de jad hawa pendi aa
mera bujya dil sarda ae.
Tenu ki dassan yaar mere,
kinna dil tenu milan nu karda ae
.Eh Bikram tenu ki dase ki
oh kina tere te mardaa ae.

Asin kadi tuhade ton khafa ho nahi sakde, Dosti de Rishte bewafa ho nahi sakde, Tusin chahe sannu bhul ke so jao, Per asin kadi tuhanu yaad kitte bina so nahi sakde.

E Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

NEEND AAVE TAN KHABAAN CHE TU,
NA SOVAAN TAN YADAAN CHE TU,
TERE AGGE APNE AAP NU HAARI BAITHI AAN,
IKKO DIL SI SADDE KOL OH VI TERE TON VAARI BAITHI AAN

Waqt te sannu bhul chukya ae, Kitte Muqadar vi na bhula de,Pyaar asin is liye nahi karde, kitte koi sannu phir na Ruva de.

Teri boothi local bus vargi, mera ticket katuan nu jee karda. Teri taur ni sohniye majh vargi mera sangal paun nu jee karda.

Tutte hoye Pemane che jaam nahi aunda,
Ishq de mariz nu araam nahi aunda,
O Dil todan walya tu e te sochya hunda,
TUtya hoya Dil kisi de kamm nahi aunda.

+''"+. Rehna hai
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TUHADE
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Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a.

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa

PAHARA(mountains) TE PAGDANDIYA(small paths )NE "
"PAGDANDIYA TE DANDIYA NEIN"
"DANDIYA TE JHANDIYA(flags) NE"
"ASI PUTT AA SARDARA DE BUS SHAKLAA(faces) HII MUSHTUNDIYAN NE.

Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye, Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye, Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni, Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!

Intezaar da jo meetha dard ditta ae tu,
Mere te bada ehsaan kitta ae tu,
E kambakhat hichkiyaan vi nahi aundiyaan,
Jo lagge ki yaad kitta ae tu.

Hassan ton baad kyon ruvandi ae Duniya,
Jaan ton baad kyon Bulandi ae Duniya,
Baki rehndi ae kyon kasar Zindagi che,
Jo maran ton baad vi jalandi ae Duniya..

Sochya si iss vaar unna nu bhull jawajge,
dekh ke vi unna nu undekha kar jawange,
Par jad jad samne aaye chehra unna da,
Sochya is vaar dekh le agli vaar bhull jawange.

Hoyi sathon ae Nadani, ki teri mehfil che aa baithe.
Ho ke zameen di kakh, Asin Asmaan naal DIL laga baithe

Tim Timaunde Taraya, Dukhaan deya Marya,
Sadde vangu tu vi hain Udaas...........
Tera Chann te mil jayega Sadde di nahi aas.

TERI HAR GAL VICH BIKRAM,HAAMI BHARDI HAAN
E NA SAMJHEEN TERE TON DARDI HAAN
TERI HAR GAL MAN NI PENDI HAI
TAINU PYAAR HI INNA KARDI HAAN.

Rajni tuhadi dosti asin is tarah nibhavange,
Tusin roj rusna te asin roj tuhanu manavange,
Par Rajni mann jayin jadon asin manavange,
Nahi te asin uthey tur jawange jithon mudke kadi nahi aavange.

Rajni Apna Rishta Bada ajeeb jeha lagda ae,
Dur reh ke vi tu kareeb jeha lagda ae,
Mainu pata hai ki tu, mainu nahin milna,
Phir kyon tu mainu "Mera Naseeb jeha lagde aen.

Rajni E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.

Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Je tu preet na nibhai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Main rab de kehan te zindagi nahi chhadni,
Je tu apni kasam pavayi taan Vekhi jaugi....

G karda eh raat na mukke,
Chandri eh mulkat na mukke...
Pyar bhari teri eh baat na mukke
Supnya di eh saugat na mukke,
Mukk -di jind mukk jave par tera mera saath na mukke.......

Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...

~!~"Rajni Teriyan Yaadan Hi Bas Palle Ne,
Hor Sara Kuj Gava Baitha,
Tere Naal Vafa Kar Ke Sajna,
Bewafa Khud Nu Hi Bhullah Baitha"~!~

Rajni Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu.
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.

Rajni inni Fariyaad meri ki tu meinu yaad rakhin,
Mere naal beete jo pal o abaad rakhin,
Jo v pyar karde ne tainu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhin,
Bhave meinu sab ton baad rakhin.

tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....

Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi,
Taan mar ke vikha dinde..
Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi,
Dil cheer ke dikha dinde.

Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton.......
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi

E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.

Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae.

Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...

Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,
Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,
Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di,
De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!

LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE.

Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi,
Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi,
Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi,
Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi...!

Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai..

Asi ishq de vairi aap hoye
Asi khud nu zeher khawa baithe
Jehri maut ton loki darde ne
Us maut nu meet bana baithe
Is ishq che inne phat khade
Asi apna aap gawa baithe
O vehla hun nahi bhul sakde
Jis vehle usnu asi chah baithe.

Hasda vasda si dil mera,enu ishq da rog lava baithi
Ik bholi jehi surat naal main bin samjhyaan yaari la baithi. Phul samajh apnaaya si,kandeyaan ton hath chilva baithi, Kuch mitheyaan bolaan khatir,gamaan de rog lava baithi, Is ishq de chakraan vich Rabba, main apna aap gawa baithi.

Lok puchhde saddi mohabbat baare,
Asin aapni kahani kyon dassiye?
Kahaniyaan taan banangiyaan saddi mout pichhon,
Asin aapni jubani kyon dassiye?

Hove supne che tu,te jagave koi na
Sochaan meriyaan che tu ,te bulaave koi na
Tere khayallan de mukaddme che sazaa ho jaye
Hove umraan di kaid,te chhudave koi na.

Jis haal wich adeya tu khush hein...
tera dil razi , sada rab razi
Na fikar kari be-fikare da....
chad jittan-haaran di baazi
Asin haar gaaye taan kii hoya....
tere jittan di khushian mana laan ge
tainu is janam wich nahin paya taan kii hoya....
tainu agle janam wich paa laan ge.

Sanu shaunk ni pyaar paun da , saadian yaaran naal baharan ne , Es raah which sab dhoka hai , dagebaaj saarian naaran ne, Har koi ni hundi HEER jehi , Ithe SAHIBAAN vargiyaan hazaaran ne ,
Jo zakham kade ni bhar hunde, Eh maardian eho jiaan maaran ne, Assin jaan ke ehna nu ni muh launde, Unj mardiaan saade te hazaaran ne.

Hanju saadi taqdeer
Asin hanjuan vich rul jaana
Asin umraan tak tuhanu yaad rakhna
Par tusin hauli-hauli sannu bhul jaana..

Rajni! Tere Bichhran da dukh Bikram seh nahi Sakda, Bhari Mehfil Wich Kuch Keh Nahi Sakda,
Sadde Digde Hanju Padh Ke Vekh, OH V KEHNDE,
Bikram Hun Tere Bina reh Nahi Sakda.

HOLI HOLI DUS KIIVE, TERA PYAAR BHUL JAAVA MEIN, KIIVE TERE MUKH DA, DIDAAR BHUL JAAVA MEIN, YAAD TERI AOUNDI MAINU, PAL PAL AARRIYE
HAR US PAL "CHE", SANSAAR BHUL JAAVA MEIN.

Rajni tusin hasde tan kehnde bahaar hasdi
Je asin hasde tan kahnde dand kad de
Tusin ronde tan kehnde dil ronda
Asin ronde tan kahnde pakhand karde.

Pyar ankhan Naal jataya te bura mann gaye,
Haal-E-Dil Sunaya te Bura mann gaye,
Rajni tu te sannu roj Rovaya,
Je ik Din Asin Rovaya te tusin bura mann gaye.

saanu vekh ke mukh ghuma jaande,
saade naam te nivian paa jaande,
par ik gal te na jor chale uhna da,
karde gallaan dostan naal te kasmaa,,(kamal) de naam diyan kha jaande.

Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!
Umeed De Sahary, Tainu Duron Tak Tak Tere Kardan Nazary
Mere Yaar Mainu Labhdy, Yaran Nu Lawan Larry
Nale Siny Dy Wichon Tainu Dil Awazan Mary
Yaad De Sahary Mainy Bary Din Guzary!

Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!
Majbooriyan de naal aayian zindgi ch dooriyan
Dooriyan de naal hoyian khushiyan adhoriyan
Shraab kissy cheez da elaaj nahin
Zindagi saza nahin, kis wely hona ki kisy nu pata nai
Bhang p k kadi koi jitteya ni jangg
Jadon duniya de meleyan toon ho jao tangg!! Odon Lailo meri Salah!
Meri zindgi ch Aaaiyan mushkilan batheriyan,
Per Aahri dam takk manni na main haar!!!

Yaar yarran nal hasde rehnde,
Te yaar yarran nal gusse,
Aa sajna gal lag miliye,
kite mar na jaiye russe.

Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.

Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.

Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY.

Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda.

O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab kare tenu kire pain, Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille. Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa, Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi, Jane Jigar Jane Tamana, Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana, Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.

asi pagal aa teray pichay tu pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay koi hor pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay asi saray pagal aa agay pichay.

jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo. Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo.

Teri maan di,
Teri pan di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere paraa di,
Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!!

ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.

Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te

Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove....

In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?

Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde.

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.

kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi.

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.

Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde

hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banudi c.

akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod be khod nai marda bewafa lok mar dande.

Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai

katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka

Press down 5 times to become sweet...
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Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo

jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a.

LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAICH LO, CHAAN BOORA WAICH LO, PLASTICK DIAN TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOO KUCH WE WAICH LO CHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO.

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!

Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)

Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,...........................................
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.

Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich, tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay,
keta load main card armanaan da
vich hijar di
bettery pai ay.....
nit hasrataan naal inno charge
kraindan.....
vich dard di tune bhrai ay.....
teri yaad de signal aonday ne.....
par call kaddy nai aai ay........

Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!

I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney, I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nuksaan.

Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'

Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra

Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashook asi phasavaange.

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol tame koi naa.

Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.